“Enculeur de poules mortes” which basically means dead chicken fucker. It’s translatable but sounds so much better in french.

三小 in Taiwanese literally translates as “what sperm?” But it means “what the fuck”.

• Γαμώ το σπίτι σου (literally: fuck your house) I guess this basically means to fuck your whole family
• Γαμώ τη Παναγία σου (literally: fuck your Saint Mary)
• Γαμώ το Χριστό σου (literally: fuck your Jesus)
• Να μου κλάσεις τον πούτσο (literally: fart my dick) I guess this means “I’ll fuck you from behind”
• Πάρ’τα 3 μου (literally: take my 3) The 3 is implied for balls, and they’re 3 instead of 2 because it’s more manly I guess lmao
• Κλάσε μου τα 3 (literally: fart my 3) A combination of the previous two
• Αρχίδι (literally: testicle) You can actually call someone a testicle in Greek

Du hast doch nicht alle Tassen im Schrank - German, you don’t have all your cups in the drawer.

Telling someone he is stupid via comparison to cups. Why? Who knows.

Not really an insult but:

“Hänellä ei taida olla kaikki muumit laaksossa”
“They don’t seem to have all moomin in the valley”

When someone is talking crazy, etc

Very Belgian: He doesn’t have all his fries in the same bag / Il n’a pas toutes ses frites dans le même sachet

Meaning that he’s/she’s dumb or confused :D

In French, “pisse-vinaigre” or vinegar pisser, for someone that complains about everything

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you’ve done something so stupid that they can’t even apologize for it.

It’s when there’s no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you’ve become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

Băga-mi-aș pula-n coliva mă-tii de să-mi sară coaiele din bomboană-n bomboană

This is a highly niche one in my native language as well, as one must also know what is colivă - it’s basically a desert that we eat at funerals with m&m-sized candies in it as well. So it roughly translates let me stick my dick in your mother’s coliva so hard that my balls jump from candy to candy

“Ge zijt a foorwijf”

You are a fair bitch. People working the carnival / fair scene don’t have the best of reputation. In Belgium we had a song about this phenomenon and the real fair people were all kinds of angry about the stereotype. The thing is about stereotypes: it really has a base in reality.

Brazilian portuguese tends to lack impactful phrases, but is full of single curse words. A big portion of them a clear example of how much negative bias there is culturally against certain groups (gay men, women in general, disabled), unfortunately :/

One that isn’t often used, but that I almost always laugh loud whenever I hear, is “Enfia uma dentadura no cu e sorria pro caralho”, which roughly translates into “Stick a denture up your asshole and smile at the dick”. For when simply saying “go fuck yourself” isn’t enough.

Gea mor net af die Kondl. “Don’t step on my milk jug”. You’re annoying me and you better shut up or go away.

Konnsch mor in Buggl oirutschn. “You can slide down my back”. I don’t give a fuck.

German dialect from Tyrol.

My favorite has to be zkundyksicht, it comes from “z kundy ksicht” which literally means “a face [that came] from a cunt”. “Z” = from, “kunda” = cunt, “ksicht” = a rude way to say face.

When a man balds at a young age, we say ‘they were still shaving his mom when he was born’

Pretty brutal, eh ?

Not my native language but the German language has some pretty fantastic words/insults like “punchable face” (backpfeifengesicht) and “brain denier” (gehirnverweigerer).