Rev 1:14-16, New International Version has Jean-Baptiste’s account of Jesus’s appearance:
14The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. 15His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters. 16In his right hand he held seven stars, and coming out of his mouth was a sharp, double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance.
Rev 1:14-16, New International Version has Jean-Baptiste’s account of Jesus’s appearance:
14The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. 15His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters. 16In his right hand he held seven stars, and coming out of his mouth was a sharp, double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance.
He has white hair. ✅
Yeah but that’s Revelation. So it’s like when Gandalf comes back as Gandalf the White. It doesn’t mean his hair was always white.
Mfer was just hunting dragon balls
It’s like looking into the past
Nailed it.
I think Jesus was a Witcher.
That’s just his SSJ form though
Hmmm. Depending on how you see it he did get stroger after a near death experience. So that checks out.
nothing in there about clothes, hmmmmm
Big Jeezy hangs dong, brother
White hair, “blazing” eyes, a shining bright face… did Jesus have albinism (with sunburned feet)?
a lot of this description is fire related, maybe they just caught Jesus at a bad time?
Did he yell kamehameha?
They didn’t have words for it then, but that was the 7 stars in his right hand
All hail Ultra Instinct Jesus, Amen
I thought the seven stars alluded to the dragon balls? It’s been a while since I studied Scripture though
And a sharp tongue, which isn’t usually a physical description.
Complicated way to say he was a little bitch who would talk shit.
Maybe he used it for cutting his veggies. We will never know