The comedic treadmill

Who is the true villain in this story?

Is that a question or the answer?

We can unmask Banksy but just let the Panama Papers fade into obscurity.

Well duh, Banksy defaced property, which is among the gravest sins, while the people in the Panama Papers maximized their wealth, which is the highest virtue. ^(/s)

Eh, the 80s and 90s were a marked shift towards usefulness. Gotta maximize shareholder value, dontcha know.

You and me both buddy, although “sprinkling” somewhat understates my general approach.

if it ain’t broke

Ironic choice of words

There’s just really not a very useful reason outside of “because we can”, so it hasn’t really been a priority. Still, that’s kinda the point of the Artemis program, so we’re getting there.

There are a few that you can buy, they just aren’t cheap. KAT Walk is a usable omni-“treadmill”, FreeAim has their motorized shoes. Again, not cheap, but still within the budget of a motivated enthusiast.

Have you seen a superhighway? It’s still accurate.

“Your opinion has no value”, or some variety thereof. Then get on with your day.

Harry Coin

Ah, scarcity leads to price inflation

Not really my thing either, if anything I’m more partial to slurmcore, but that’s just because I’m a weirdo

Sounds like you’re a Nightcore fan

You’ve misunderstood. I’m still listening, I’m just frustrated.

I’ve been doing this so long that 1x sounds torturously slow. I’ve even gotta bump it up to 2.5x for some videos, 1.5x is the minimum if the speaker already talks quickly or the information is super dense. 1x is strictly for music.

I think you’re conflating a separate issue with the phenomenon OP depicted in the meme.

ADHD is having difficulty focusing.

Isn’t it more having difficulty focusing for extended periods?

I’d say the phenomenon is more hyperfocusing long enough to figure out the point, and then getting frustrated as the speaker takes a long time to illustrate that point.

How many times does one have to understand, listen patiently anyway, and be proven correct 5 minutes later before it stops being an assumption?

Did they identify the source as drones? It says unknown projectiles, so Anonymous Intercepting Devices. AIDs, if you will.