hey bebe. what kinda mustard you got on dem glasses

i fucking love mustard. where did you get the mustard. please tell me about the mustard.

I’m sorry you’re breaking up I didn’t understand you

i dunno. she looks like a keeper

That is another entire cat just rammed up her butthole. They like to play sardines.

I would like to nominate Oily, because he’s a goober!

I have a pile of lists as tall as I am

FUCK I FORGOT TO PLANT AN ARTICHOKE BUSH LAST NOVEMBER IM RUINED

i’m gonna have to buy artichokes this year my life is over.

I don’t know my amphibians is this a travel stack or a fuck stack?

OH FUCK I FORGOT TO PAY MY CAT TAXES

here is my sweetums hanging out with me while i work on my bike. speaking of…

oi! you got a loicense for that loicense request!

I would like to but I’d need the guns to protect from the neighbors to the south. Have you seen them? They crazy. Also moose. Have you seen them? They crazy.

Ah, but babies have skin flaps between their limbs like flying squirrels.

nickels?

oh, a good pickup truck. not one of those statesian monstrosities. enshrined in gold in brussels and shrinking ever slow slightinly through pickup trucke radiation.

because i pulled it out of my ass?

talk to people? ugh

1877-1879? Napoleon IV?

because they lack a fursuit

i mean, with that many satellites what are the odds (i have the smoked 2 joints stupids) something fucks up and it doesn’t come in at that shallow entry angle?

14 fridges