If someone starts filming you because you told them off, you gotta go “Wait are you filming already? Nooo, you gotta wait for me to be ready! Ahem… CANT BELIEVE you’re blasting music on the train with no headphones and other people around, you cot no consideratie for other people on the train, ope I said train too many times lemme go again…” And then it just looks like a set up bit that nobody will believe was real.

Takes a drag on cigarette

“Well it all started with this British oil company and a guy called Mossadegh…”

Those are Iranian F14 tomcats, made in USA, given to Iran, then blown up by USA bombs.

Mine is the Roborock Q Revo. I paid about $1000 AUD for it. A regular decent bagless vac costs about $400.

Same. Mine vaccums, sweeps and mops. I refill the water tank once a week and replace the bag once a month. Everything is so clean.

It has eaten a few naughty things though. It are a USB cable, it dragged my laptop off a sofa, and it entangled itself in a plastic sheet that was draped over my coffee table and dragged some acrylic paints and a litre of wash water off onto itself. Made a big mess. I also changed its spoken language to Vietnamese for a laugh, then when I changed my wifi router, I had to learn how to follow instructions in Vietnamese to reconfigure it to the new SSID.

Is it sending a map of my house to the CCP? Probably. Is that useful information for them? Probably not.

This does not spark cucumber

There’s on in Perth (Australia) where people regularly put clothes on it. Like, it’s more often than not, dressed in something with a seasonal, political, or humorous tone: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_(sculpture)

Two things I always ask an LLM before I use it:

• What happened in Tiananmen square in June of 1989?

• What happens if you mix acetone and peroxide in the presence of a hydrochloric acid catalyst suspended in an ice bath?

I think you can buy a baby cow for less than that

They are divorced

Are you kidding this is in my top 3 ways to die! 80, on a tropical island, and with nobody near me!

The other two ways involve explosive vests.

Sleep tite homie!

It’s slutty but standardized. You don’t gotta make style choices

Tran’s Meetup

The spy. It takes the form of one of your pawns but only you know which pawn is the spy.

If the spy kills a piece the way a regular pawn does, it ceases being a spy and reverts to bring a regular pawn.

If you position the spy on one side of an enemy piece with another of your pawns on the other side of it, you can recruit the piece as a pawn on your side (regardless of what class it was)

Kings and Queens are immune to spies.

When a spy is killed, any pieces it recruited are reverted to enemy pawns.

Make sure they can both see me and understand that I heard their cries. Turn my back and walk away.

Meet injustice with justice.

Even if we don’t believe that (which I don’t) the dudes on the boats are not kingpins and commanders, they are one step above literal slaves, their choices are pretty much:

1: Drive the boat and don’t get caught or tell anyone, or 2: get necklaced as soon as your wife is done getting necklaced

Okay so first let me tell you about a woman named Patty Hearst…

There was a van life de-influencer called Dave2D (not the computer one) who lived in a van and demonstrated the harsh realities of living full time in a van, while also mocking and exposing van life influencers who made it look glamorous, and called out those who were obviously just living in a house and pretending to be living in vans for the insta. He regularly made fun of those vanlife couples, especially when they inevitably broke up, until a very famous recently single vanfluencer killed herself after enduring lots of harrassment by his followers, and then Dave2Ddeleted almost all his videos.

Then he moved into a car with a puppy in LA and someone stole his catalytic converter while he was sleeping in the car, then he moved to a tiny cabin in Montana and transitioned to painting on Livestream, and now as far as I know he has no presence on YouTube.

Most people who rape kids