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Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 hours ago

my take on the classic.

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my take on the classic.

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Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 hours ago
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  • redbrick@lemmy.world
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    Man…they used the wrong damn truck…they need this…

    https://www.sunnforest.com/Airport-Ground-Equipment/Aircraft-Sewage-Disposal-Vehicle.html

  • AgentSeven@lemmy.zip
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    My favorite thing I’ve heard this news cycle is that Karoline Leavitt was on that plane. lol

    The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary

    So we can be certain that’s not the reason.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    Called it

    https://lemmy.zip/comment/28199985

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    What happened?

    • modus@lemmy.world
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      They snuck el Cheeto off his plane in a catering cargo container.

  • DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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    This old, bloated piece of shit lightheartedily signs death warrants for defenseless children, and this is how he acts in the face of the slightest danger.

  • Koenig2005@feddit.org
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    The most important details being the air vent and the fan

    • starik@lemmy.today
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      Can you imagine the stench?

  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Keep em coming, trump-saddam mixups are great!

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    I wonder if he new he was on a different plane.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      I wonder if they persuaded him with fear, or just kicked his ass and stuffed him in there

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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        Are you kidding?

        He’s afraid of everything

        He knows that he’s a failure. He knows that he’s weak. He knows that the people he desperately craves the approval of sneer at him. He knows that his parents thought he was an idiot. He knows that his daughter (the one he can remember) didn’t actually want him to fuck her

        He’s angry all the time because he’s afraid

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          I don’t know. I think at this point combined with his narcissism and dementia, there’s a good chance he fully believes his own bullshit.

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    no one considered filling his compartment with co2?

    • modus@lemmy.world
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      It’s already full of methane.

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