Meh, as far as kings go, he was alright. I’ve also met the new king (Håkon), and he’s pretty decent too.

Armored push

I’ve used both M2 and mg3 (which is basically a rechambered mg42), and while both are excellent for their intended role, only one of them can be fired on the move. Not effectively, but it works, and repositioning is easy.

M2 is a pita to move around in any circumstance

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Well, he seems to be channeling some real Field Marshal Haig energy when it comes to losing soldiers

Same. My apathy of football is suddenly a virtue.

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When I played Skyrim I saved all the apples I could find. I didn’t eat a single one. And I went out of my way to find or buy more all the time. When I got a house I dedicated a room for apple storage.

Oh, just remembered: I sometimes eat the peanuts with the shell on. It tastes nothing, so I don’t have a problem with it.

As someone other megalomaniac learned in Iran recently: It takes two to TACO

Yup. The people who told me the lever doesn’t work might be lying or wrong. Doing anything is better than doing nothing.

Because of woke

Ejection seats are a conspiracy by Big Fly to make you Fly more

They’re gathering intel in preparation for airdropping in Marco Rubio so he can go Just Cause on the island.

It was reasonably common in the floppy disk era. Some games allowed you to play for a set amount of time, after which it asked you for something external to the game itself. Some examples I remember:

• Dune 2 asked for some units stats that could be found in the games manual
• Day of the Tentacle needed you to complete a battery blueprint sketch in game. The missing info could be found in the manual
• Monkey Island 2 asked for a voodoo recipe. To find the correct measurements, you had to spin two overlaid sheets to align something, which revealed a value.

All of the above could of course be copied and/or guessed, but it did at least introduce some bar of entry.

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This is the guy in position to take over MAGA if a major cardiovascular event were to happen in the near future. This gives me hope.

Further improvement requested: Bullpup it

I used to like Bobby Fischer and his contributions to the world, but I lost all respect for him after finding out he also played chess.

After 30 years of playing whack-a-mole with piracy sites, this time it will surely help.