• ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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    15 hours ago

    Oh I wish I could but this is not my kitty, and I just stole it off FB.

    I found the person who posted the kitty, but the only other image they have of said kitty is this:

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        4 hours ago

        we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes

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          3 hours ago

          Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it’s a pussycat!!!

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            3 hours ago

            the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.

            i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

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              and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.

              The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.

              i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

              I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!