we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes
the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
What I imagine when people say “I found my kitten in a trashcan”
we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes
Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it’s a pussycat!!!
the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.
I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!