Omg, would he be making that adorable krkrkrkrkrkr sound? I had a cat growing up and she would do that while looking at birds.

Edit: Story time because I can’t resist. I had this cat when I was living in Russia in a tall rise on the 9th floor.

And one time, she was sitting at the window, making that krkrkrkr or ekekekek… thankfully I came close to see what she was doing.

She saw a pigeon on the windowsill outside and jumped after him. I grabbed her and pulled her back in.

She would have fallen if not for that. We never kept the window open again. But…

She caught a whole-ass pigeon and dragged it, while it was bleeding and flapping its wings, all the way to the bathroom.

There, she hid behind the toilet and made those VOOOOOOOOOO sounds at us until we were finally able to catch her and get the bird out (sadly didn’t survive).

My cat went straight up feral that day.

You’re onto something:

I bet voids specifically. Their airplane ears and crazy eyes are legendary.

Well, what are you doing just standing there, taking pictures and mocking his plight?! FEED HIM!!!

Why does she have a picture of my parents fighting on her face?

That’s the kind of platform I could get behind. When is he running for election?

He doesn’t give a shit if you are naughty or nice as long as you feed him on time.

Pic credit: Lisa Kaminsky.

LEAVE KITTY ALONE (IN THE BOX)!!!

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Static_cling

This is just one side of the spectrum. On the other side is a person so drastically dehydrated their eyeballs are solid because they forgot to get any drinks.

I still see this every time I look.

I tried farting real loud… but that only scared away my dog.

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Hehehe, it’s all about how badly you want your filthy cake decoration to be in 3D. But all joking aside, you should be able to get those photo realistic cake at bakeries that do them - and often you can ask them to just print the pic for you on an icing sheet instead of making the whole cake - in case you want to make the cake yourself.

Just saying, you don’t even need a printer for this…

You can order cakes with realistic pictures on them, they basically get “printed” on top of the icing with laser jet printers loaded with edible ink.

But it hurts so good…