• aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 hours ago

    Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it’s a pussycat!!!

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      3 hours ago

      the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.

      i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

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        2 hours ago

        and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.

        The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.

        i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

        I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!