Du Hast?
Frankenstein?
In my German speaking exam, I told the examiner I was at a climbing wall and I’d hit my head and need him to call my exchange family to pick me up.
I must’ve hit my head real fucking hard, because apparently I was meant to be ordering in a bakery.
I had a somewhat similarly awkward situation on German class just last week:
We had an exercice about listing our favorite things in certain categories and then we would pick up someone else’s answers and try to guess who it was. The list I picked up had “Holocaust” on it.
It was meant to be an example subject for the previous item on the list: History Books.
Das Zweite Buch?
Das lustige Taschenbuch?
Das Kapital?
Die Millionärsformel von Carsten Maschmeyer
“Nichts als die Wahrheit” von Dieter Bohlen
Uff… langsam hört es auf lustig zu sein.
For those who don’t know, the book they’re referring to is “Mein Strudel”, a book about acceptance in regards to male sexual dysfunction.
Sounds like a sweet and savory read…
Minenkraft?
Also sprach Zarathustra: Ein Buch für Alle und Keinen by Friedrich Nietzsche?
Or was it Kritik der reinen Vernunft by the god of autism himself, Immanuel Kant ?
Gautism

Das Kapital?
Either that or the edgier Mein Kampf
Slachthof fünf?







