SeductiveTortoise

Willste auch nix machen, ist schon gut so.

Especially as they made the same comment thrice a minute apart themselves. Which they claim is impossible for a mere human.

“I’m not scratching anything! I’m giving intense full contact hugs! Claws included. It likes it that way!”

Wenn ich oder Freunde mal ein paar Gramm vor seiner Tür verlieren sollten wäre das bestimmt sehr traurig für uns, aber so ist wohl das Leben. Machste nix.

While the birds outside the window listen in horror what that good little boy did all day.

😨

Man, I really hope the US gets to enjoy its cheaper fuel prices. Thank God our prices are so low that we can easily stomach this.

For reference, our prices in my area would currently be $9.44 per gallon. That is down from $10.16 last week.

Fuck Trump with a rusty old crowbar!

He’s A problem. Relax a little my friend, we share basically the same opinion.

The rest of the world ain’t gonna throw him out. The USA have to handle this. The only country regularly invading others to change their governments is… well, you get it.

He’s the responsibility of the US. He’s a global problem though.

Forget that, the USA are a global problem. He’s just the band’s leader.

Attack is such a negative word. She’s helping her human companions stay fit and alert!

Same. I’d like to cancel again though, to show them!

“OK, but next time try to break it a little less.”

Get a silver marker, add “cat was here” below.

In my case, the higher power is my bladder telling me to drink those three bottles of water during the day and not right before going to sleep.

then pee at 3 😐

He didn’t rename it to Stream America yet?

Just put up a (walk in) woodchipper for them. Don’t make this more complicated than necessary.

Which still is a valid point, but for fuck’s sake… They had the choice between a somewhat sane candidate that silently accepts and supports a genocide. And this fucking nightmare.

I do believe there could be a better choice, but you can only elect what’s available.

Dr Evil would be so happy!

Sadly a castrated one. Mice lost their balls decades ago 😞