Remember Oscar - you’re an obligate carnivore
to be fair,
he thought there was a wasp in thereCouldn’t have been Oscar. We were attending a church service at the time…
Are you willing to swear out an affidavit?
I had a cat exactly like that. Their personality is: “I’m cute, I love you, but I do whatever I want.”
“I’m cute, I love you, but I do whatever I want.”
Aren‘t they all like this? Never had a cat that was different lol
My previous cat was so well behaved that at one point some friends and I left sushi we had just ordered on the table (in closed carry out boxes, but still) while we went outside for a quick 5-10 minute smoke. It didn’t even occur to us she might try to get it, and she didn’t. The gremlin I have now, I wouldn’t trust turning my back on him for 5 seconds in the same circumstance.
No! Not neccesarrily. If you understand how cats think they can be just as well trained as dogs. Shockingly hard to grasp the cats mind but they can be just as responsive with the right actions.
Dogs just think about more like us making it easier. A dog can understand that you chastising them is connected to the action they just did. Cats cannot. They need feedback to be instant and automatic. Also more than that too but ya know.
Most folk are cool with them just being how they are you know? No training needed, you do you lil’ dude so that’s what they do. And I love them just the same
I have met one sweet and loving cat who never caused issues, always wanted to be around people, and lived baths. A single one.
I’ve known hundreds of cats.
One of the strays outside is like that. I wish we could find her a home.
The Siamese cat it took care of for a few weeks was like “feed me or I kill you.” It seems that Siamese cats are lovely with the people they own, but not so much with strangers.
That’s Oscar exactly. So sweet and enjoys his chaos
Figs?
They sure are
It took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at.
Next time zoom out a bit so that the surrounding area is visible for context.
Obligate carnivore means that they have to eat some meat; it doesn’t mean that they should eat only meat
Yeah, but figs and some other fruit can cause digestive upset
You better figure out who sold you defective produce, my boy is innocent
We’ve been looking for the locusts, but so far we’re only finding the cat
Obviously the cat ate all the locusts. Next time such a thing happens it’s a new wave. Poor innocent boy is working overtime punishing pests and you suspect him. :(
Might be time to change the batteries on your carbon monoxide detectors
Thats a rock solid old meme from the before before times. In fact the meme is so old it could witness live and in person that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
FIGure out? You’re covering for him. Coded language, sir!
How dare you with this slander! He’s obviously totally innocent! Just look at that sweet little innocent angel baby face of his! 😇 <3
That sweet little baby face is working overtime
But what if… you were the criminell, OP?
I did tell him no. I deny nibbling on the figs tho’
Delicate fig skin vs raspy cat tongue, he might have just licked them.
Your obligate carnivore might enjoy some cat grass.
I constantly have to remind my cats that they’re obligate carnivores, but it rarely stops them trying to get at my (vegetarian) meals
He’s pretty good about not begging for our supper, but he does go crazy when we have Costco roasterie chicken. We’re cruel though and he doesn’t get any. He’s got a bit of a sensitive stomach









