Janx

Does she let you trim her claws? What about getting her into a carrier to go to the vet? My cat loves me, but freaks out when I try. Wish there was a way to do those without stressing her out…

This is the way.

Greenland is a legal property of NATO member Denmark. Experts are saying a forceful annexation or invasion there would collapse the alliance and end NATO. You know, the major thorn in Trump’s handler Vladimir Putin’s side? The check against invading smaller countries, and the alliance he’s been railing against for years…? And the only thing that’s stopping him from increased aggression against other countries near him? This shit’s so obvious and out in the open. There’s no consequences, so they don’t even have to hide it anymore…

I wouldn’t recommend it. Zero first-hand knowledge, but I’ve heard their Loss Prevention department is diligent and ruthless. Apparently, they carefully document and tabulate the total theft of return shoplifters. Then, when they have the chance to catch them, they hold on for longer without doing anything. The thief gets emboldened (and has no idea the total dollar amount). Then, Target swoops in, and has law enforcement there waiting. Suddenly, it’s a felony charge based on the accumulated loss…

He’ll enjoy Rainbow Bridge snacks when he’s done with snacks in this world… And not a moment sooner!

“Anti-disinformation” campaigner…? So, someone who believes in truth, not lies? It’s weird living through Orwell’s 1984…

She’s glorious!

I don’t think you translated the 2nd paragraph. Google says it’s roughly:

After I finally understood that my cat didn’t want to jump onto the potentially wet windowsill, I built her a cat ladder with a connecting passageway.

Anyway, I hope someday someone loves me as much as you love little Miez!