And that there’s a real nice cat, too!

Well sure, when your feet are cold…

Oh, MEOW! Cave Cat!

I feel like that’s got to be such a satisfying tree to climb as a cat. Claws in the bark, nose in the holes with an exploratory pawtip, and an easy descent if you’re not quite the climber you thought you were on the way up.

It’s a grocery store, I’d rather be able to smell tomatoes and strawberries and rotisserie chicken and bread

Be patient, this too will pass. Those hours last aeons but the years fly by.

Know that for every person sniffing with disapproval at your kids’ worst behavior there’s three thinking, “Oh yeah, I remember how hard that is” or “I’m so glad that’s not me today!”

I ATEN’T DEAD

In the meantime try a handful of regular ol’ lawn grass, if you know it’s not full of pesticides. My cat loves the random grass I weed out of my outdoor plant pots even more than the official Cat Grass I grow indoors. By the way, don’t bother with fresh catnip, it’s not for eating and most cats would rather sniff the dried kind.

Mmmmm, Licorice Cat

"One may smile and smile

And yet be a villain"

Spiderman threads? We call that webslinging

Silence.

I for one welcome all these Plutoid planets to the planet family.

What’s the downside, we have to make a new mnemonic? Or add a verse to the Blue’s Clues Planet Song? I think we’re capable.

Why the fuck we didn’t just deem Eris into planethood I’ll never understand. Both it and Pluto are arguably more similar to Terra than the gas giants are.

Sink. I’d be wasting all that shower water I’m not actively washing with, or I’d be shivering with the water turned to a trickle. When I brush at the sink, I only need to wet the brush, and turn off the tap until I’m ready to rinse.

Exactly. Cutting boards should be stowed on edge if possible to minimize germs landing on them from whatever source, and any food prep surface should be cleaned before use. Even without a cat.

A couple of our cat’s favorite places can’t be reached without jumping from the counter so I take the responsibility for clean food prep and removing possible toxins instead of trying to keep her off it.

Some people say they have trained their cats to stay off the counter and dinner table. Their cats have learned how to not get caught on the counter and dinner table. Except for disabled cats who can’t jump, all cats make use of the vertical space in their homes. It’s one reason they don’t need to go outside to get exercise. And they feel safer when they have the high ground.

Mommy taught me to always hide the poop

I feel like the partial ones should be strategically placed

And keep his toe-beans warm