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“Hacked” into my “mysteriously completely disappeared except for some occasional calls that nothing was going on and things were alright” girlfriend’s facebook account, but only was able to stay there for one minute.
She logged in at that very next second and in that one minute I found out that she was cheating, pregnant and planning to marry that guy behind my back.#2
Dreamt (1998) that I was in the future (2010), and my street had be turned into a giant bike path and at the end of it there would be a tunnel at the end of my street.
15 years later I was jogging near my old neighborhood and needed to cross a busy road opposite at the end of my street, so in jest I told myself that the tunnel should be finished by now and guessed where the other end would be. Then I jogged through it and marveled at the street I grew up on had indeed turned into a giant bike path.#3
Wondered how to pick up girls, found a PUA site.
First chapter: How to most easily start an interesting conversation with just one simple question.
Last chapter: How to have a threesome with two girls who are best friends in five easy steps
Step 1. Be sure to bring a can of whip cream!
Step 2. Here’s how to convince both of them to play a game of strip poker with you…
Me: “LOL, yeah as if and why whip cream!? This site is a joke, although that first chapter seems fun to try out.”
One minute later, running into the first random girl I see:
Me: “So what’s your story?”
Random college girl: “Well… I could tell you but you won’t believe it.”
Me: “I just read something so ridiculous on the internet, I believe anything now.”
Random college girl: “You won’t believe it.”
Me: “Trust me, I will believe it.”
Random college girl: “So me and my best friend and my boyfriend were playing strip poker and for whatever reason, he brought a can of whip cream…”most of the last decade really
A community of people praising some local guy as the son of god and repeating that message for 2,000 years and creating a massive global cult that caused wars, genocide and many untold miseries on the population while also enriching, educating and leading global movements
And the fact it was all caused because some chick get pregnant and her excuse was that god wanted to fuck and like who is gonna say no to that? And her husband believed her.
The feature of that story always made me wonder how girls tried that over the centuries before one girl eventually had her story stick
Trump
Definitely this.
The creation of a new currency made an anonymous person a billionaire, but they never spend a cent.
Well, if you ignore all the money he made from it indirectly with his company.
That stupid flying Tesla.
In all the other stupid that’s happened in the last few years I’d entirely spaced that.
“flying”. I highly doubt it has the air required to travel any great distance. It does however have enough to be the next Tony Hawk Pro Skater character.
On February 8th 1945 a group of Soviet PoWs led by Mikhail Devyatayev managed to capture He-111 and fly away to the Red Army positions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V2._Escape_from_Hell
aparently there’s a russian film from 2021
The movie is pretty shit as far as actual historical personalities are concerned
That’s totally unrealistic
Happened to a person I knew: car accident on the highway, car send rolling off the highway down a ramp. ENT at the scene asking “where is the body?”. He walked out without a scratch, not even whiplash.
ENT at the scene asking “where is the body?”
EMT at the scene asking “What the hell is an ear nose & throat doctor doing here?”
Treebeard asking if you can please refer to him by his name
Sandman asking if he can come in or not, you keep stopping short.
Just watching Professor Dave or Crime Zone, there is a lot that happens that is just so ridiculous it would be rejected as a movie script.
A guy like me ending up having any relationship.
Edit: Oh sorry, this is about things that happnend… then nothing I guess.
Jesus… You okay?
Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from okay.
Do you have anyone to talk to about it?
You mean beside the 20ish voices inside my ADHD brain? Thanks, but we’re good. What would even be the point? I know why I am how I am, I’ve had nothing but time alone to dissected my traumas. Talking won’t change the past.
And laying out all my current issues, I’ve come to the realization that most of them could either be solved by hard work or money. Money that I don’t have, and work that I am not willing to do.
What use would the work even be? Invest another decade of my life for self-improvement to catch up to where everybody else was when we were teenagers?When it comes to depression people have a fundamental misunderstanding of the condition. They are under the false impression that we want to get better.
We do not.
What we want is to not have been bad in the first place. To get back the time lost to the disorder. Since none of that is possible we act like we don’t even want to get better at all. We don’t want an inch of happiness, we want the whole mile. If you feel depressed and don’t see yourself as an asshole, then whatever you have is not depression. There might still be a thread that you can twist into a rope to pull yourself out. I would just use the rope to hang myself with.
Depression is a chronic and terminal parasitic illness, not just an imbalance of brain chemistry and trauma. The best you can do is to quietly live in misery, and keep up enough appearances so that others don’t have to worry about you. Contrary to cancer you can’t break even with it, you don’t take depression with you when you die, it spreads to the people who were close to you.
I hope you find something that makes you happy.
Yeah, me too…
A sense of community is often a good place to start
