He sacrificed his natural skin color.

So a brownie without the brown.

Yo, what the fuck?

Can I buy the movie rights to your life?

Remember, the Japanese had meele aircrafts before it was cool.

Fixed

You’re not getting burned alive but its hot enough that you’re constantly sweaty.

The demons don’t actively torture you but they are going to jump you when you turn the wrong corner.

You’re not there for eternity, it’s just really difficult to leave.

You don’t eternally burn in the flames to atone for your sins, but you have to work to pay them of.

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Shit I think I just described San Francisco.

30s give you “Dadbod Multplier”

I’ll go for the “Don’t get diagnosed” and “Kill yourself in your 30s” strat.

Edit: For anybody actually trying to unassigned variable themselves, please be adviced. There are CEOs on your way out and be carefully NOT to take any of them with you. That would be AWFULL and HIGHLY illegal. We ABSOLUTELY DESPERATELY need those CEOs, so please be carefull with them.

To be fair, a perfectly fine but dead body is impossible to observe since the process of dying is usually the result or accumulation of injuries or disfunctions. For this experiment you either have to kill somebody without altering their body in the slightest or instantly conjure a perfectly intact body without any life in it.

You know what’s more crazy. Electrons don’t flow at the speed of light through a wire. Current is like Newtons Cradle, you push one electron in on one side and another bounces out on the other side, that happens at almost light speed. But individual electrons only travel at roughly 1cm per second trough a wire.

This just The Boys season 5.

Check one of my other answers to the comments.

Intersex people don’t vanish. If you yourself are intersex, nobody vanishes for you. Trans People vanish based on their passability for the opposite sex, if they’re androgynous they don’t vanish. If you yourself are trans then the opposite of your prefered gender vanishes.

No I mean everybody is essentially hypnotized to not notice them missing except you. Even if you were to ask somebody “How’s your wife/husband?” They would answer you “She’s/He’s fine.”

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I said it one and I say it again. I hate being called “funny”. I want to be called anything but “funny”. Being “funny” to me, is a coping mechanism. I want to be called “dependable”, “compentent”, “smart”, “compassionate”, “a good listerer”, '“charismatic”, “easy going”, “creative”, “strong”, “emapthatic”, “loyal”, “a good friend”, “kind”, “iron-willed” or “good company”.

I know that I’m “funny”, “funny” is all had, have and will ever have in my life and you don’t need to remind me of that.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Didn’t it drop yesterday by like 20%?

Arcane Season 1 and 2.

Philomena Brain:
*constantly playing the 1989 hit song “Pump up the Jam”*

But you can just have the treat without doing the task.

Just take the treat.

Do it.

You know you want it.

There’s nobody stopping you.

There’s no immediate consequence for just taking the treat.

Just take it.

Do it.