I’m no nuclear expert but I do dabble in statistics, and you’re making an argument for “the majority of the Russian stockpile will be too decrepit to function,” not an argument for “all of the Russian stockpile will be too decrepit to function.”

All it takes is one to kill millions. That’s the scenario The West is desperately trying to avoid at any cost.

I don’t know why you’re doing mental gymnastics to deny either above point, but it’s getting exhausting trying to keep up with you.