Jokes on you, I have a cold and have been drowning myself in water, tea and orange juice
My cup of tea was unsatisfying, but water is also unsatisfying, task initiation broken
Immediately my thought was “oh, is it tea time?”
I’ll drink water in the middle of the night by the light of my phone screen like the forces that be intended.
@Wfh *in a small voice*
'nk you.
But, but…. I’m on the toilet right now.
You are literally sitting on a water chair and not hydrating?
Coors light it is, thanks meme.
Make me.
drowns you in tub
uwu
Of course coffee counts. It’s still water and has no salt. It will not be close to enough, but still.
Add sugar!
Coffee counts but espresso doesn’t
You do need salt, or that water just instantly becomes piss.
Instantly you say?
I believe they’re using ‘Instantly’ like this.
Wow xD
Idk, just, no? Bottled water or water from the tap or whatever all has no salt.
We do need a certain amount of salt, but it doesn’t need to come from the water, drinks do not need to be isotonic to hydrate you.
That’s really not the case. Most tap water and bottled water have some salt and the amount varies widely by brand/location.
Guess which water is used for the coffee buddy xD
Caffeine in the coffee is a diuretic though. It’ll make you lose more water through urination than if you drank the equivalent volume in just water.
Although caffeine is a diuretic, coffee is net hydrating.
Nope, only true in extreme cases. I was curious about that years ago, and while it might make you need to urinate more frequently, it doesn’t actually make you urinate more volume unless you consume way more caffeine than your body is used to. Now, alcohol on the other hand, anything over like 3-5% ABV does have a net dehydrating effect.
This doesn’t actually seem to be completely true. The diuretic effect isn’t enough to really impact the benefits if drinking a 99% water solution.
you cant make me
Does coffee count?
The bottom text on the picture says that coffee doesn’t count. Sorry!
Sorry wasn’t hydrated enough to even see there was text down there.
No worries, hope you get hydrated soon!
o7
But I just layed down after having one. You want me to get up again?
Hydrate yourself. This is a threat.
(loads painfully unfunny, excruciatingly boring meme) They’d better have hydrated, or things are about to get …unpleasant.
The water meme has spoken.
I am in a place that requires bottled water. And bottled water costs money. But a fast food chain has a special: 1.50USD, and you get a free coffee once every 2 hours for 30 days.
Why do they require you to have bottled water
Tap water isn’t safe in asia outside of Japan, and in much of Japan it tastes like chlorine once you notice it.
I guess the fast food place is really close to where you work? How do they afford to offer this? Like they get bulk sanitized water, or have their own filtering system? Or is it safe to just boil and use?
That’s why I only drink water sanitized with 40% ethanol. Zero chlorine. Bacteriologically super safe. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I also only drink satanized water
We live in an age where sociopaths get votes and people overhydrate in response to propaganda from Coca Cola. 🤦♂️
The “8 glasses of water a day” thing is literally just made up by employees of Coca Cola. To sell more aquafina. Never quite understood how people believe that peeing every 20 minutes makes one healthier. There’s no evidence for it.
AKA 1945 US Food and Nutrition Board? Because that’s where it seems to come from.
I feel like my grandma said this in the 1980s before Aquafina was a thing.
