Huh, you sound exactly like who I am talking about.

The irony is, you’re the shithead, shithead.

No more aggravated than when I hear traumatized atheists be hypocrites.

Funny, but I’m fairly certain this is against the community rules.

That ain’t healthy, chief. But I won’t judge. I sometimes drink Monster Energy like it’s water.

Just making sure this isn’t up for debate that coffee is better than nothing at all. 🙂‍↕️

And no water at all is worse than water from coffee. Do you know what a net positive is?

Coffee does count, btw. The amount of water used to make coffee counteracts the diuretic effect. This is pretty common knowledge.