BYOCS (bring your own circular saw).

Edit: fixed cheeky abbreviation.

Done!

Thanks for all the great ideas everyone, it seems so much less overwhelming now.

I’ll pick up an external hd today and start trying things out.

I wonder how many of the listeners were bots.

Nearest I can imagine is that he wanted to have a magnetic spot on his stomach for party tricks/TikToks.

Fun fact: Just rubbing your thumb and middle and fore fingers together will draw some cats. It doesn’t work on all of them, though.

Also, there is the possibility that the last time the coffee maker was used it was never rinsed, and now there is a green cement-like layer of mold on the bottom that will need to soak overnight before you can even imagine scrubbing it off.

This is why I keep cheap instant coffee on hand. Just dump a couple table spoons into your mouth and chew until it’s gone.

#goblincore

I just glanced down at my feet. I remembered to desock before I passed out.

I had a job doing inventory in a huge warehouse back in the aughts. I could finish my daily quota in two hours, then hide behind a stack in a far corner a half mile from the office and read. Hell, I even worked on my dance moves out by High-rise R36. There were cameras everywhere, but none of them functioned.

I knew that I was good at the job, but I was a perpetual temp, so no amount of grinding was going to get me a promotion.

Just arrange a tactical order of Taco Bell.

I think maybe, I had Stockholm syndrome. As he dipped deeper and deeper into madness, I felt like, were he still alive, I could help him.

Healthy? No.

But could you quote a work of fiction that strikes you similarly?

First time I saw the † used in a non-scholastic work. Loved every page of it.

: David Foster Wallace has entered the chat from beyond the grave:

Manic Positivity: level 4.

Just say you had too much medication and politely deny any social contracts you entered yourself into while believing you were a human for a bit.