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minus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·12 hours agoSo, trump started a war and worldwide economic disaster and now he’s going to take credit as stopping a war, and then when prices come down a wee bit, take credit for that too, isn’t he?
minus-squareYoureHotCupCake@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 hours agoThis is like the 10th war he has resolved, including the Ukraine war.
minus-squareMothra@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·edit-212 hours agoBro. He’s practically Jesus. Or a doctor, I don’t know. Were you expecting anything less?
minus-squareAnabolicSpudsman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoPretty sure he’s a pedophile too.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoWhat are the odds ICE has already deported somebody named Jesús with a Ph.D or MD?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 hours agoThey call me MISTER Doctor Jesus
minus-squarefulcrummed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·11 hours agoHello I’m doctor Jesus, good morning how are you I’m doctor Jesus.
minus-squarefulcrummed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 hours agoThank god fifa will be in town soon to give him his second consecutive crackerjack peace prize.
minus-squareGsus4@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoDon’t forget the trump-epstein JCPOA2 (better and improved)
So, trump started a war and worldwide economic disaster and now he’s going to take credit as stopping a war, and then when prices come down a wee bit, take credit for that too, isn’t he?
This is like the 10th war he has resolved, including the Ukraine war.
Bro. He’s practically Jesus. Or a doctor, I don’t know. Were you expecting anything less?
Pretty sure he’s a pedophile too.
Doctor Jesus
What are the odds ICE has already deported somebody named Jesús with a Ph.D or MD?
They call me MISTER Doctor Jesus
Hello I’m doctor Jesus, good morning how are you I’m doctor Jesus.
Thank god fifa will be in town soon to give him his second consecutive crackerjack peace prize.
Don’t forget the trump-epstein JCPOA2 (better and improved)