You’re a pool noodle?
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a cat to the knee.
The one time my cat did that, it caused such a strong reflex action, it launched him across the room.
He learned his lesson
the first time he did it, i was horrified but i realized that it looks much worse than it actually feels lol
he found me outside two weeks ago and now he lives in my house. he has already become a sweet snuggleboi and no longer bites my kneecap (he did this constantly the first several days after i brought him inside)
He had to teach you who now owns the house! Hims!
Eh, you didn’t need that knee anyway.
Lol one of my cats will do that if he’s not getting enough attention, just a little nibble on the knee, not quite like I’m this picture though, and usually while we’re standing or sitting.





