a meowntain

Yeah, it’s a well known Murphy’s law

Not WW2, but in 1930s there was a massive famine caused by Soviet fuckups. One could argue whether it was intentional or mismanagement (or intentional concealment of mismanagement), but either way, a whole lot of people died that didn’t have to.

This has been going on since russian empire was not afraid to call itself that. The label changed multiple times, the imperialism did not.

What, are they going to bomb civilians and infrastructure so that we have power cuts every day? Oh wait…

Cat-in-the-box!

That cat is sick

Sick with it

Another proof that cats were never fully domesticated and still retain some of their primal instincts? I mean, besides them murdering all local wildlife if let outside.

Do not feed citrus to cats, do not feed chocolate to dogs and do not feed avocado to parrots.

Researching safe and unsafe foods should be a basic prerequisite to owning a pet.

According to all known laws of aviation, bees should not be able to fly. This one got the memo, it seems.

Oh they’re already near me alright

That’s exactly how you know it’s an empire. When ridiculing the emperor is declared a crime.

Landlord, actually

…username checks out

Our guys will somehow assemble 5 new drones from one kit with some duct tape and spare parts

And set up a precedent that in the modern world you can still just walk into a place with an army and call it yours. Or, well, that was the plan for “Kyiv in 3 days”

What you’ve got there is a tankie

To shreds, you say?

Oh my god they were roommates

I mean, if tomorrow putin falls out of a window (on accident, of course), after which all russian soldiers pack it up and go home, I don’t think we’re going to chase them. We have too much to rebuild.