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minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·edit-21 month agoaccidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row. five whole lemons. i really wish she’d told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons
minus-squareDeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoIf she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 month agoi have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons… i am dressed pretty slutty. am… am i the whore?
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month ago am… am i the whore? Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoNo wait, you’re doing it backwards. Whores are the financially responsible ones, they accept money, not give it.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 month agonothing could possibly go wrong eating 50 slices of lemon and then straight to bed how does that meme go
accidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row.
five whole lemons.
i really wish she’d told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons
If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them
i have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons…
i am dressed pretty slutty.
am… am i the whore?
Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉
here eat 50 slices
No wait, you’re doing it backwards. Whores are the financially responsible ones, they accept money, not give it.
nothing could possibly go wrong eating 50 slices of lemon and then straight to bed how does that meme go