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minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-24 hours agoaccidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row. five whole lemons. i really wish she’d told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons
minus-squareDeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours agoIf she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoi have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons… i am dressed pretty slutty. am… am i the whore?
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour ago am… am i the whore? Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉
accidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row.
five whole lemons.
i really wish she’d told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons
If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them
i have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons…
i am dressed pretty slutty.
am… am i the whore?
Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉
here eat 50 slices