I’m just uhh… opening up the position.

Good question! What was his username again? Someone should tag him.

And under that bridge? Water.

At every opportunity.

Some days it feels like I’m really trying.

Dina turning all the knights to face him is killing me.

When you put it that way, the Soviets must have loved chess more than they hated capitalism back in the day, because they didn’t change the rules:

I’ve been using the little dog like a complete noob.

Good thinking. You could get so many nickels that way.

Let’s say back when you were a baby

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I see through the lies of the FIDE

Yeah, it’s a famous game (game 1) from the World Chess Champtionship in 1972.

Fischer was flustered about various conditions of the tournament and made an amateurish blunder by taking a “free” pawn with his bishop, which Spassky then immediately trapped.

me and the boys and I

It’s weird that that’s just how humor seems to go. At one point, the pinnacle of comedy was someone getting pied in the face.

In some good news on this note, the UK Home Office said yesterday that they’re finally going to stop sending the police after people who make legal, but otherwise offensive social media posts.

When I saw the headline yesterday, I thought it was someone’s idea of an April Fools joke. It’s about time though, because it was getting out of hand.

(these are the numbers from 2023, I believe)

So how does that work? Do you just have an AI listening throughout the session like a note-taker?

Paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row is a fantastic story at least. That’s hilarious.

Brutal… Omg, and it’s discover-mate when they capture.