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thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago

Ok, which of you trolls started this?

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Ok, which of you trolls started this?

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thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    This is actually really helpful it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil and that’s pretty helpful because it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil

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      Big if true

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      I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer

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        It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

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          How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?

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          Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

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            One of those detachable penises eh?

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              Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno… I LIKE having a detachable penis.

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              No way, the new one with the vibration function?

              I’m jealous.

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                7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.

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          Not my pocket penis!

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      I was skeptical, but when i wrapped my own keyfob in aluminum foil, I discovered that not only was my keyfob wrapped in aluminum foil, but also there was a wrapping of foiled aluminum on my keyfob! Total success!

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        I do it with everything now, even potatoes.

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          Perfect for microwaving them to make a 1-day blinding stew

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            A little aluminum foil, a little keyfob, you could get a stew going!

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          Potatoes are such a good idea because you wrap them in aluminum foil, cook em. And then the foil like qualities of the aluminum pass into the potato so I eat all the white stuff leaving potato foil, so one can actually take the aluminum foil I cooked the potato in, make it into a ball, place it inside the potato foil, and then wrap the whole thing in aluminum foil making an aluminum foil potato wrapped in potato foil wrapped in aluminum foil!

          Now you know what to make cherished loved ones for presents

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          Potatoes with shallots, lemon, and garlic wrapped in foil make all the dudes say hell yeah

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      Either I have covid brain fog, or pseudo dementia induced by depression, or both. I really was so thrown off.

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