cally [he/they]

Don’t remind me of this it makes me sad

I don’t really have an opinion on tattoos in general. Although, if I were to get a tattoo, it would have important medical information that does not change over time, such as my blood type.

test

Or whatever this crap is:

• squeebe(a: Any)

Perform squeebing on a.

• multi_iterate(a: Array)

Multi iterate on a.

• physicsObject.delete_with_header()

Delete physics object with header.

FemMen

I think your instance (lemmy.blahaj.zone) disables downvotes.

Well technically Charon is bigger relative to its parent body but, y’know, Pluto isn’t a planet…

Merry christams

There’s something called a “stock image” and “editing tux onto the stock image”

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Why is it a transparent image, it’s hard to see specially in dark mode.

Now the formatting is fixed

• Food item: Nix Flakes (rare)

  • +10 health per flake

  • + Contains a large amount of packages when combined with Nixpkgs (uncommon)

  • + Reproducible: farm it yourself!

  • - Each flake takes between 5 seconds and 2 hours to compile and take effect

  • - Requires good internet connection

  • - Significantly slows down NixOS dotfile spells.

• Weapon: Neovim Lua Gun (uncommon)

  • +144 damage

  • + Rewrite config files

  • - Can only activate weapon once. Afterwards, you’re stuck using it forever.

  • - Requires XP level 1337 to be used efficiently

• Weapon: NixOS USB (uncommon)

  • + Makes computer unusable for any sane person

  • + Reproducible: install any system you want and then replace it with another one for fun

  • - Most people in Linuxia are not sane so this weapon is rarely effective

• Spell: NixOS dotfiles (rare)

  • rm -rf ./.git: self-destruct: deals +infinity damage to the user, +169 damage to nearby enemies.

  • cat flake.nix: Ejects what is effectively a zip bomb. Cannot be used twice against the same enemy. Deals +196 damage to nearby enemies.

  • nixos-rebuild ...: Refreshes stamina, +5 health to the user. If used incorrectly, will cause a random negative effect, but never fatal. Requires waiting for 15 seconds, unless Nix Flakes were recently used, then it requires at least 2 hours of waiting.

• Armor: SDDM (common)

  • +40 charisma

  • +20 defense

  • +10 health

  • - Buggy sometimes

• Accessory: Waybar Crown (uncommon)

  • +120 charisma

  • +5 health

  • + People will ask you for your dotfiles

Edit: fixed formatting

Edit 2: slightly cooler names and abilities

“Blue waffle” on UrbanDictionary for anyone wanting a description. I’m glad I didn’t google it.

roblox (i miss it only a bit)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mango-phonk

skibidi ohio sigma mango mango mango rizz

🤮 I can’t believe I just wrote that. ew

I use NixOS for my desktop because I hate myself you can configure everything without needing to edit a bunch of different config files that use different configuration languages.

I use Arch btw for my Minecraft server because I am crazy.

If they care about terminal emulators, it’s unlikely their distro came with one preinstalled.