The M on his head stands for “Murder.”
Cat be like:

House centipedes are actually friends! They don’t eat your food, clothes, or house, nor spread disease, but they do eat all the little bugs that do those things.
That’s fantastic, fuck if I ever live near a place where “HOUSE CENTIPEDES” are a thing though
Adding this to the list of insects to scoop up on a sheet of paper and put outside. Assuming I ever see one inside.
I can’t even come close to a centipede without freaking out
I totally believe you!
I do my best not to kill spiders and other friends. I only do it if I cannot transport them to a safer place for some reason or if it’s pure instinct (as in, I saw it unexpectedly and swatted at it without thinking).
Having said that, I totally get that some people have intense fear of these creatures. In this case, cat to the rescue!
Insects terrify the absolute sanity outta me. Then I feel bad about having killed a usually beneficial bug.
Except the spotted lanternflies. Screw them.
By that same chain tho … the cat is actually a friend!
savagely cute
House centipede?
We get centipede but not in the house.
Also known as a “Nope”

I’m evacuating the house and burning it down if I ever see that
Those tiny guys are cute compared to this horror from Hawaii:

(Image from Wikipedia – article is here)
You gotta make sure to shake out your shoes before putting them on and check your sheets before getting in bed if you live around those guys…
Just looking at it fills me with horror.
Interesting, I didn’t know that Aboriginal Australians ate them.
The Devil’s Eyebrow…
That’s a definite nope
What other bug has cool matching stripes on all 55 of its flesh-creep-inducing legs? I both like and shiver at them.
that’s an evil land shrimp
but not in the house.
You were saying?

That is enough “work” to earn their keep for the rest of their life right?
That’s the face of a killer.













