Low intelligence specimen

Beri!

Straight up stroking it. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say my cat.

No, this is objectively the correct way. I will not be taking questions.

This is an example of survivorship bias, you only notice the cat toys because they got lost in hard-to-access places. The cat also can’t get it out of there on its own, so if it gets stuck there just once, it stays there.

I’m evacuating the house and burning it down if I ever see that

I can’t even come close to a centipede without freaking out

It harms all of its users

It is

Destruction ensues

I suspect they will sign a temporary peace treaty to allocate time for petting the cat

Alright, I’ll climb up a chimney

One of today’s 4.0238726007 × 10²⁵⁶⁷ ?

Cats doing literally anything are so cute

¿Por qué no los dos?

HURENSOHN

She would

When I slow blink at my kitty she blinks back :3

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The End of the Dream in my case