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minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·17 hours agoDo the polite thing and ask the Americans if Nicholas Cage would be available to steal some national treasures.
minus-squareesc@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·17 hours agoHe will do anything if they allow him to be weird while doing it.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 hours agoIsn’t he already weird just by existing?
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoWell yes, but he keeps petitioning Congress for a specific constitutional exemption…
Do the polite thing and ask the Americans if Nicholas Cage would be available to steal some national treasures.
He will do anything if they allow him to be weird while doing it.
Isn’t he already weird just by existing?
Well yes, but he keeps petitioning Congress for a specific constitutional exemption…