My spouse has a host of health issues, including vision. We went to see a specialist once and I wasn’t understanding what he meant when he referred to something in her eye as “jelly.” So I asked him to explain. I finally gave up after about the fifth or sixth time he attempted with increasingly obvious irritation to explain using some variation of the same “it’s the jelly” phrase - completely not getting that he needed to explain what “the jelly” was.
I think what your wife is saying is that she wants to convince you that she wants a threesome with you and an ophthalmologist. She wants to bring him into the bedroom, and then handcuff you to a chair, and oh no! You can’t do anything from the chair but watch! Now he’s spreading peanut butter on her eye while you lick it off, and talking about the jelly. As you already know, the difference between the jelly and the jam, is he’s going to take the jelly, and put it on her eye. He’s going to take his dick, and jam it up her ass.
Also, your wife is maybe absolutely leaving you for someone who knows all about the jelly and the jam.
The eye is full of fluid like a water balloon, so maybe he was talking about all of that fluid (“jelly”) in general? Not saying he did a good job explaining.
My spouse has a host of health issues, including vision. We went to see a specialist once and I wasn’t understanding what he meant when he referred to something in her eye as “jelly.” So I asked him to explain. I finally gave up after about the fifth or sixth time he attempted with increasingly obvious irritation to explain using some variation of the same “it’s the jelly” phrase - completely not getting that he needed to explain what “the jelly” was.
Sometimes it’s not you, but them.
I think what your wife is saying is that she wants to convince you that she wants a threesome with you and an ophthalmologist. She wants to bring him into the bedroom, and then handcuff you to a chair, and oh no! You can’t do anything from the chair but watch! Now he’s spreading peanut butter on her eye while you lick it off, and talking about the jelly. As you already know, the difference between the jelly and the jam, is he’s going to take the jelly, and put it on her eye. He’s going to take his dick, and jam it up her ass.
Also, your wife is maybe absolutely leaving you for someone who knows all about the jelly and the jam.
Like… vitreous humour? (If you want to go the other way… eye filling?)
Technically, their comment was probably vitreous humour. tee hee hee
You know, the jelly!
wtf is that even 🤣
I wish I knew. 🤷♀️
The eye is full of fluid like a water balloon, so maybe he was talking about all of that fluid (“jelly”) in general? Not saying he did a good job explaining.