You must log in or register to comment.
This is how Dragonball starts
“that guy make me feel funny inside.”
“Something wrong with that fellas chest!”
“name five women”
Silmarillion enthusiast: “Melian, Lúthien, Galadriel, Idril, … uh… Ungoliant?”
Fuck the elves. Murderous bastards.
Fuck the elves. Hot horny bastards.
Dafuq you talkin about? I even spoke to one once!
*Dafuq you tolkien about?








