• TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    3 hours ago

    I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It’s fun seeing them in the wild.

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Because I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.

  • Velma@lemmy.today
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    6 hours ago

    Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

    I’ve never understood not wiping.

    I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.

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    5 hours ago

    A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”

    He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”

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      4 hours ago

      gross and demeaning.

      no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.

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        I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

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          “look at me working hard so I can be lazy!”

          what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.

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    For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and “oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!”?

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      do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all?

      And now a word from our sponsor “Sheath Underwear”

      lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it

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    Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.

  • JayleneSlide@lemmy.world
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    I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it’s not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn’t gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking.

    Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.

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    The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.

    I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.

    They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.

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    I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not

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      Do you only pee right after a shower?

      Also those drops of piss left on your penis get absorbed by your underwear.

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          wow

          should just use a diaper with this logic. gonna give every girl you sleep with BV, no thanks

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            I guarantee you that less than 1% of dick-havers wipe their pee hole after peeing. Even if you were to do that, there’s a good chance that a little more would come out as you’re walking away (particularly as you age). It’s natural, but thanks for the gas lighting!

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          My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not

          Because his dick does not continue to be clean throughout the day. Guy is walking around with dick-piss hands.