• OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    I have a bunch of these I came up with for a DND character I played for a while. Try to read this with a deep southern accent.

    Well, paddle my ass and call me a sailboat

    Well, spit in my mouth and call me a saxophone

    Well, fill me with meat and call me a sandwich