Easy bet would last longer than a lettuce
Crossposted it there 😁
“I’ve survived four PMs and I’m still going strong” o7
And his first enacted policy is…fish.
Doesn’t really give context beyond that. Just “fish”. I don’t even know if thats a noun or a verb. Is he telling us to start fishing? Is he saying he wants fish? Is he saying he wants fish to become important to the national culture? I don’t know. He didn’t say chips either.
Excuse me. That’s Prime Meowmister, peasant. Now, fetch my knitted mouse. I have some foreign policy to work on.
yes! Larry for prime minister!
Laser pointers for every human!
What? No! Laser pointers are TERRIBLE for cats!
They get frustrated that they can’t actually physically catch the dot. So it’s kind of like PTSD mixed with a non-sexual version of tease and denial.
Just land the dot on a soft toy that you put down when they aren’t looking. They get the best of both worlds.
