That’s what she said.

Ohwait. Damn.

And without the cringey updoot flex, even. 🥲

Like one of your French girls, you say?

Uh. I’ve got some news you might not enjoy, citizen…

Oh, so Russia & N.K. already, then? Let’s not even start with Iran, et al. 👀🤌🏼

Hey, at least you know what the possessive form of “it” is. 🤓🤘🏽

Oh, so China expands to fill that void and hands out a portion to Kim Jong Ug before repainting things?

He’s gonna do it again at 11? Damn, that’s super sus.

Without the textbook.

Haven’t read much cyberpunk lit, then.

And the least effective reddit trolls, don’t forget.

Super strong A Crown of Candy vibes, fam.

Oh, you mean “every religion since the dawn of human civilization”? 😜😶‍🌫️

I raise. Szechuan.

Aside from the likelihood of this outing my account, I once had a first date at a renowned noodle house in town, and the surprise rarity of the single table in the front window (converted Victorian, alcove). We order, make small talk, I think it’s going great — until movement in the corner of my right eye out the window draws me to watch, in the middle of her sentence, a full-grown adult male climb onto the hood of the parallel parked car and proceed to empty his thrice-cursed bowels onto it like he was putting out a chemical fire.

I recall being unable to look away and catching her attention drift toward my view at the same time the waiter arrived with our lunches, only to table them with an “Uhm. Well.” and ghost.

So, not exactly “at another table”, but the whole place has front row seats, so 🤷🏽‍♂️

Like an interstellar rabbi?

Oh, Gray 5, you mean?

It sounds ridiculous in German, but it’s not much better in French, either.

The last sentence alone, taken out of context, would open a mystery novel like few others.

You know way too much about whatever happened to that puckered flag of skin after it was separated from its original owner, it seems.