Reg: Listen, the only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.
Judith, Stan, Francis: [Murmurs of agreement and "splitters"]
Francis: And the Judean Popular People's Front.
Reg, Judith, Stan: [More enthusiastic agreements]
Stan: And the People's Front of Judea!
Reg: [Agreements stop suddenly] What?
Stan: The People's Front of Judea, splitters!
Reg: We're the People's Front of Judea!
Stan: Oh! I thought we were the Popular Front.
Reg: People's Front!
Francis: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, eh?
Reg: [Indicating a man sitting by himself] He's over there.
Reg, Judith, Stan, Francis: [Beat] Splitter!
We’ve now hit the point in the timeline where these morons thought maybe if we change the name back no one will think it was us.
“What? No, we are the Department of DEFENSE. That whole thing going on in the Middle East was caused by the Department of War. That’s not us.”