• bonenode@piefed.social
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    10 hours ago
    Reg: Listen, the only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.
    Judith, Stan, Francis: [Murmurs of agreement and "splitters"]
    Francis: And the Judean Popular People's Front.
    Reg, Judith, Stan: [More enthusiastic agreements]
    Stan: And the People's Front of Judea!
    Reg: [Agreements stop suddenly] What?
    Stan: The People's Front of Judea, splitters!
    Reg: We're the People's Front of Judea!
    Stan: Oh! I thought we were the Popular Front.
    Reg: People's Front!
    Francis: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, eh?
    Reg: [Indicating a man sitting by himself] He's over there.
    Reg, Judith, Stan, Francis: [Beat] Splitter!