I mean, of course you call me, any time day or night. My phone won’t ring and I definitely won’t answer, but you do you and call call call all you want, sweetie! How’s your mama doing?

Funny… in my experience, the people who ask are the people who don’t have to. They are always welcome because they understand.

If you wanna talk for an hour, sure. If you want to avoid a paper trail, absolutely not.

If you are one of the people that asks this, please add the reason for the call.

You need to give me a reason why you need to speak with me. There’s very few people I actually want to talk to.