MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agoWhat?midwest.socialexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down14
arrow-up1216arrow-down1external-linkWhat?midwest.socialMattW03@lemmy.ca to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·2 months ago“I love your beard. It’s magnificent. Elves just don’t have beards like that.” “I… Um, thank you?”
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoExcept for Daddy Cirdan, but he’s just so unapproachable.
minus-squareboydster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoHe’s got ships to build!
minus-squareThorry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBut does he know why a boat floats where a stone sinks?
minus-squareThorry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIt’s because the stone sees only downward
“I love your beard. It’s magnificent. Elves just don’t have beards like that.”
“I… Um, thank you?”
Except for Daddy Cirdan, but he’s just so unapproachable.
He’s got ships to build!
But does he know why a boat floats where a stone sinks?
Because he’s a witch?
It’s because the stone sees only downward