

“This chair isn’t upholstered in real leather! I demand a refund!”
“We… pay you to be here.”
“Good point! I demand a raise!”


“This chair isn’t upholstered in real leather! I demand a refund!”
“We… pay you to be here.”
“Good point! I demand a raise!”


Well, no. Not to worry though: I’m Danish, so I’ll be catching RPG’s strapped to Russian FPV drones with my face soon enough.


Ah, I know this one: Because he’s an idiot.
At least he got the orientation right. I’ve personally seen several Russian soldiers who didn’t.


…Why is Franklin using a Russian RPG from a Huey when he should be sitting in a cushy Langley office controlling the drone launching Hellfire missiles at passing recreational sailors?


You might be suffering from a stroke. I know I am after reading that title.


As even the most blithering moron could have trivially predicted. Unfortunately, Trump and his cohort of cock-ups aspire to break the boundaries of any ordinary human idiocy.


Ultimately, kinetic sanctions are the only kind truly guaranteed to work. Hell of a deterrent too.
I didn’t realize how much I’d missed that meme until just now.


They do like to steal other people’s children. Charming people, those Russians. /s
It could be worse, in the words of ED-209: “You have twenty seconds to comply.”


Just imagine it, Americans: You could have had the kind of Government that does the job right the first time, rather than the last (if at all). Let me tell you: it’s amazingly boring, and you should totally try it.
“Specifically about it being voided repeatedly at very high velocity. Also, you have no car.”
It’ll have to do.
“If that’s true you should be able to prove it by doing thrice as much of everything on the list you wrote with no issue.”


While I’m not generally in favor of capital punishment, I’m prepared to let this one slide.


To the complete surprise of absolutely nobody.


No thanks.
“There were some… inconsistencies in your insurance paperwork we’ll need to address. At great length.”
Incoherent screaming


Sure. I can see how the relative simplicity would be attractive to you given the use case, and so long as you know how to backup (and restore) whatever it uses for a database, I guess that’s fine. However, if you can’t do basic things like define new products without essentially hacking application assets, well, that’s… significantly less attractive, I would think.
But you’re the one who knows what will serve your needs best, obviously. Personally I wouldn’t want the potential liability of having to use the reporting features of a non-supported unlicensed piece of software when a tax auditor comes calling.
Are they now…? Then it seems rather odd - in light of their usual behavior - that they’re just talking instead of acting upon it.
Why, it’s almost like Putin is so completely full of shit that the pressure is forcing it out his mouth.