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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    Would be funny if NORAD’s Santa tracker says Santa was denied entry into the Untied States. Except I wouldn’t want to upset the children.

    • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      Wasn’t trump just saying xmas gifts for young children might be something people need sacrifice for the economy? They should totally blame ice for stopping santa

    • Zahille7@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Tbh I kinda do want to upset the children. Piss them off and make them ask questions to their shitty-ass parents. Make the families uncomfortable. Maybe we’ll teach some kids that their parents are to blame for the state of the world.

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        7 hours ago

        Would be interesting to see the Trump administration’s reaction if a teacher got in trouble for telling kids that Santa’s not allowed to enter the country this year

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          6 hours ago

          Merry Christmas! Santa was arrested at the border and ICE has shot four of his eight reindeer. Christmas is canceled this year.

          • Zahille7@lemmy.world
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            5 hours ago

            I’d watch that Christmas movie.

            There’s hints of it all the way back in Elf with the Central Park cops at the end.