It’s the goddamn plot of Mexican Joker from South Park happening in real time

Growing up, and even after working in foodservice, I was always told to tip at least 20% (almost) regardless of service.

There’s been maybe two times I didn’t tip 20% and the lower tip was definitely earned.

Like the silica storms on mars?

Or am I just misremembering from a sci-fi movie?

“The bean counters told me we literally didn’t have $7 to buy moon rocks with, let alone $70 million. Bought 'em anyway! Ground them up, mixed them into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison!”

I’d say if they’re a lightweight (literally and figuratively) then two should probably be the max, and if you want a third get a glass of water or two before you get that last drink.

I’m a big guy, but I don’t drink much either and I’d definitely be buzzed after two drinks.

Personally for me, it was the Galaxy Explorer. I helped my brother put together the Temple of The Golden Idol from Indiana Jones.

I’ve never really had a big Lego set, but I’d like to some day. I really want Rivendell and the D&D castle/dragon that came out.

Start watering it down. Honestly.

Working in foodservice, I would drink soda and other sugary drinks from the fountain all the time. I started watering down my drinks and actually started liking it like that.

Not even just him, but a whole group of other rich people and celebrities.

Especially at school, where they’re surrounded by other dumb kids doing dumb shit.

Alright Arin Hanson

It’s like the kids who would learn basic sign language to talk to each other across the classroom.

Cool 👍

Didn’t you just move out of the country?

I can’t believe I forgot about that gay goth masterpiece. They’ll love Interview With The Vampire.

Wednesday might be a good show to watch with them, if they haven’t already seen it.

Spaceballs, The Matrix trilogy (I was born in 1996), What Dreams May Come (possibly; I was too young to realize that he was dead and in the afterlife for the entire thing)

Honestly I can’t think of any from my childhood other than those that might have been “bad” for a kid, other than shows that went right over my head like Family Guy and the like. I know I wasn’t allowed to watch South Park until I just decided to start watching it when I was around 13.

Other movies that I really liked as a kid (other than Spaceballs cause it was kinda like Star Wars, and The Matrix) that may be kinda suggestive were Mystery Men, Galaxy Quest, and Titan A.E. They may like Lord of The Rings (Arwen and Eowyn + magic and swords) and possibly Star Wars (Padmé and Princess Leia, plus Ahsoka from Clone Wars and Hera from Rebels). Although I’m a man and had an older brother that liked a lot of this stuff, so I ended up liking a lot of it too, you may get better results from other people.

At least it was consensual?

I don’t smell everything I grab, but I smell everything I eat before I put it in my mouth. Imo though it’s not like a neurodivergent sensory thing, I just like smelling good food before I eat it; kinda like a palate preparation.

Okay this is entirely unrelated but your “born without a lack of critical curiosity” really hit home for some reason.

Whenever I go to a store that has stuff I find generally interesting, I feel the need to touch it, just so I know what it feels like. I had an ex who hated whenever I did that, like she thought I was a toddler trying to look at and buy everything. It really made me feel bad.

Or 'stache.

But also, it’s kinda satisfying to see the huge chunk of hardened snot that’s been bugging the ever living hell out of you most of the day.

No. Imo, if any character could be considered autistic on that show it could be Sheen.