TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat is the most important non-physical trait you need in a spouse?message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down12
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the most important non-physical trait you need in a spouse?TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareabbadon420@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·1 year agoThe ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoYou DO NOT want this. I made this mistake. I thought my partner could only do yaks. I was WRONG. I now have to stay 200 yards from them at all times or risk my own life.
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOh no. I do. I hope my partner didn’t realize my mistake.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoHow bout the power of flight, that do anything for ya?
minus-squareeverett@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 year agoHow about the power… to move you?
The ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away
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… with mind bullets!
You DO NOT want this. I made this mistake. I thought my partner could only do yaks. I was WRONG. I now have to stay 200 yards from them at all times or risk my own life.
You mean 201 yards away!
Oh no. I do. I hope my partner didn’t realize my mistake.
With mind bullets?
That’s telekinesis, Kyle
How bout the power of flight, that do anything for ya?
How about the power… to move you?