Would you press it?
press button
Get million dollars
Wtf I thought this was the button that turns you into a girl
Money can be exchanged for many hormones
So like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.
If you roll a 1% chance of dying every day, you don’t make it to your first birthday
I’m just incredible lucky
Damn, what is it like to be you?
My name is Bond, James Bond.
Only 1% chance of winning? Fuck no.
sets up auto clicker
cuz you can only die once anyway, so you will end up with a chance approaching 100% of getting the money
If it continues clicking after your death its infinite money. Not for you, but fir someone…
Swap those numbers and you got yourself a deal!
Long time Xcom player here, back to the original series.
No.
First time I experienced this exact sentiment was years ago playing Dynasty Tactics.
99% chance to hit?
Realize devs forgot to include the decimal. 90.1% chance of exploding.
If you haven’t run across it, UFO:AI is an open source “re-release” of X-COM Apocalypse
I was about to comment about Fire Emblem but yes Xcom is the superior example.
Meanwhile, people who play Xcom refuse to press the button.
I don’t even walk out my front door unless I see full cover nearby
Can I throw a grenade at the button?
I know it says 100% chance to die.
I’m still pushin it.
I’m read like a book
Nobody can tell me that the Xcom probabilities aren’ riged. The amount of times I have died because someone messed up hitting something right infront of them is way to high
For the new game, on some difficulties it is rigged. But only ever in the player’s favor.
Considering real life, it’s a pretty good deal. Real jobs have a way-higher guresome death chance to 1 million dollar ratio, and most of the time you just end up in a dead-end job.
No, the chance of death isn’t high enough
Can always keep pressing until you get it, or just keep pressing to increase odds, these buttons usually allow multiple pushes.
sweet, a quantum immortality tester that prints money.
Stop, stop, the button only works once!
Your odds of dying are worse if you earn the million through work.
Either way I deal with my dysphoria :3
What happens if I slap the button with my cock?
You either have a 99% chance of cashing out big but a 1% chance of dying horribly. What body part you press it with doesn’t make a difference.
But they get style points and thats all that matters
I’d absolutely press it once, because if I’m unlucky enough to hit a 1% on the first press, I think I’d rather just be dead anyway. That kinda bad luck will kill you in some other way.
If it was “die instantly,” then I would definitely press it. However, it says “die a gruesome death,” which kinda scares me, so I’m not sure if I would…
Death is gruesome. Even dying in your sleep is still gruesome.
In this context gruesome death means something violent and painful, think back to Final Destination or a Saw movie for some examples.
That‘s… not how any of this works
