• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      “Werewolves or Vampires?”

      “Huh?”

      Werewolves or Vampires?”

      “I’m just trying to order some coffee…”

      “It’s not that hard a choice.”

      “I… I’m really not understanding whats going on here.”

      “You gotta pick one.”

      “For coffee?”

      “Yeah.”

      “Fine… Lagoon Monster.”

      “Oh you motherfucker!”

    • realitista@lemmus.org
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      4 months ago

      They’re certainly not, but they may have limits past where they don’t want to go because they know it’s an idiotic mission.

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        4 months ago

        So what’s that limit exactly, not molesting newborns? Because that’s the only thing left for them that doesn’t have recorded evidence yet.