Now try the capicola.
It was a trap. But then they forgot to spring it.
A record scratch moment if I ever saw one.
I can whistle from both ends!


No. There is always at least one observer.
CHAOS


My beard always gets me funny looks when I use the ladies’ room.
Moving would be illegal.


Apparently they just do that sometimes.
People who hate mint ice cream and decide to make it my problem.
Root-beer float made with with mint chocolate chip ice cream.


Serenity.


The Dutch East India Company is still alive and well.


And those things never heal right.
Your cat is best cat.
My cat is best cat.
All cat is best cat.


It’s chromed lead.


They’re not being gullible here. The moment Israel violates the ceasefire, they’ll flip the sign back around on the Strait.
What are you guys up to?
Just hangin’.