When my friend and I were playing Valheim, he would stay at the base to build stuff while I went out to collect stuff. I don’t think that he appreciated me referring to him as the ‘boywife’ the entire time.

you CAN say that, if your partner is cool enough with it :p

I used to refer to one my friends as my “heterosexual life partner” when introducing him to people.

I’m surprised no one mentioned Lazlo yet.

This seems like an issue the author should take up with Jason…